Funny Query Letters To Hollywood

"Below you can find actual, honest to god query letters received in Hollywood. And hey, if one of these is your query, have a sense of humor, will ya? You're gonna need it in this town."

Today I ran across the blog Query Letters I Love. Take a break from your own writing and read some of the crazy query letters sent to Hollywood. Get a good laugh, and feel better about yourself!

I like this excerpt:

"Two weeks after she read an early draft of my script, I received personal phone calls from both Arnold Swarzenegger and Steven Segal. They said they loved it and to stay by the phone. That was February 04, and since that time Arnold has become extremely busy."