What Can I Get For Ten Dollars? Anything you want...
A voicemail:
"Yeah, hee hee ho ho (strange Santa laugh) I heard something about eight months to ten months ago about a Supreme Court Justice coming to Wienerville (not its real name, but a town over two hours away) sometime this year. Hee hee ho ho. I figured I would call up to see what kind of hotel discounts you might have for me. Also if you know places I can eat for free. I guess you are not there now. Hee hee. I'll call back real soon."
My response:
Hey Mr. Claus if you will let me ride in your trunk I will make you grilled cheeses on the radiator for the duration of our Supreme Court Justice palooza. I also have a 2-for1 coupon for Motel 6, but then I guess we wouldn't get to share a room? I guess you are not there right now. I'll call you back real soon.
