I Accept Your Marriage Proposal

There is noting quite as romantic as a spam wedding proposal. But hey, I'll take what I can get:

Hi,

I am sending you this marriage proposal,i am willing to get a Serious,Sincere and Caring woman to be my wife.My name is Uche Frank,and here I go. I'm a male in my early 20's,half african,Dark,6ft,looking good and cool and presently in Nigeria.I love the outside,movie,long walk,camping,soccer and i like pets too.I believe we can all learn from pets. I love to travel, have never done much,but someday hope to... Am a good listener,if someone needs to have a good talk....I am shy until I get to know a person.

I am looking foward to meet a cool woman and very Serious,caring and sincere woman to get married to.Age and race is not a problem as long as you will be ready to love,care and finally get married to me and we can start making arrangements on how to meet.

If I've managed to rouse your interest I'd love to hear from you. Thank you for taking the time to read this and email if you are intrested we can xchange pic and then we can move ahead.

Much Luv
Uche


Dear Future Husband O' Mine Uche,

I also like to learn from pets and I also have not traveled much. I do not intend to.  I intend to stay home and make you happy. I am also looking good and cool, but I can't tell you if I am a man or a woman. Take it or leave it. Let's arrange to meet. Do you have a scooter?

The Slave