Public Radio Slave

Instead of "Astronaut Farmer" it's the "Electric Car Listener"

A caller:

"Have you ever done a show about the environment and pollution and energy conservation?"

"Yes, I know we have. It is a frequent topic on many of NPR's shows. "

"Well, I build electric cars."

"Okay."

"Do you have any idea what kind of pollution is expelled into the environment on a daily basis by gas guzzling humans?"

"I don't have the figures on that. "

"I need to get the word out about my electric cars, because they work! I build them and they work dammit! They are keeping me down, they don't want my electric cars to go mainstream!"

"Okkkkeeeeee......"

"How do I get on one of these shows?"

"Well we don't cover anything like that locally, you would probably want to consider calling NPR."

"I have, they won't talk to me. They don't want the world to know about my electric fabulosity."

"I really don't have an answer for you dude. If you actually drive up to the station in your electric car, and prove to me that it works, I will join your bandwagon and we will go on a cross country electric boogaloo to find Al Gore and bring your creation to the masses. Until then....stop trying to bring crazy back. "

From My In-Box

Hi. It`s ericka again. Will you ever contact me?I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!

Ericka, do not threaten to not contact me again--I don't take kindly to your worthless threats. Why? Because I know that you will contact me again and I know that you never really sent me your nudie shots.
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Roundeyes Inc. has launched www.OutbackToilets.com to do our part in helping keep our public lands open for responsible recreation.  We give back to clubs and organizations who recreate responsibly and educate land users who care about the environment and pack out what you pack in.  This includes human waste that always seems to be last on the list.

Hey Toilet Company, do not assume that human waste is last on my list....it's first.
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Dear Program Director, or Thinking Decision Maker. Here's the new "Anti-War Song," the world needs to hear. This very poignant emotionally omnipotent song, will rally the pubic like nothing else can.

I like to think of myself as the Non-thinking Maker of No Decisions, chock full of poignant emotional omnipotence.
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I am writing to tell you about the imminent threat of a tsunami to hit the East Coast of America. The information is prophetic in nature. As a small amount of proof, I have attached a picture of “the whore of Babylon”. If you live on the coast, leave as quickly as possible; please do not wait to see what other people do.

Do not fret my friend, I will not wait to see what other people do, I will also not use my vast power in the media to warn others over the omnipotent radio waves----I will be under my desk. And if this is you again Ericka your "whore" pic was ugly.

****Wouldn't you know that I make this post the day there is an actual Tsunami warning. That is how my life tends to work. This email was sent to me months ago when there was no imminent Tsunami threat. ****