You've Ruined The Olympics!!!

"Hello, I was just listening, and I heard the announcers talking about who won the medal in the figure skating."

"Yes, that was the last story on All Things Considered."

"WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? WHY WOULD THEY SPOIL IT FOR EVERYONE? I WANTED TO WATCH IT ON TV TONIGHT!! THEY SAID THE JAPANESE WON!!"

"Well, I believe they did report it but I think they gave a brief disclaimer beforehand, saying don't listen if you don't want to know."

"NO THEY DIDN"T . THEY JUST BLURTED IT OUT AND RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE!!"

"Actually, they did do a disclaimer, I heard it, I am forced to listen eight hours a day. So they did warn you, but I am sorry that your Winter Olympics are now soiled."